NEVER ASK WHY
Who asked that question; who wants to know?
What exactly is the question?
Where were you when this question first occurred to you?
When did this first occur to you?
Why is this so important to you? (Never mind.)
How did you happen to develop this train of thought? (There, that wasn’t so difficult.)
Have you developed any theories in your quest for data?
Is there a point beyond which you will cease to wonder?
Does it bother you that all your friends have the answers to these questions?
Does it bother you that your friends haven’t a shred of evidence to support their answers to your questions?