What could be more comfortable
Than a frayed collar
On the white, broadcloth dress shirt
That you wore to the 2012 convention?
Did your guy win?
Did you win?
Were you wearing a Windsor knot?
Is that shirt with the frayed collar still hanging in your closest?
Will you wear it beneath the jacket of a hand tailored DC suit when you cast your ballot in 2016?
(And while you’re at it, wear your best, black, knee-length socks.)