BUFFALO BILL DISCOURAGES A FLY AND A GNAT WITH A SINGLE SWAT
On display for all to see who were able,
”It is I”
Said the natty, gnat, gnat on the nose of the fly
Who was perched on the nose of an irritable guy; “Take that”.
And Buffalo Bill, he swatted away
At the fly on his nose,
And the gnat (there he goes),
As his world went awry, said “goodbye”.
And Buffalo Bill with the tie in his hand
Completed the Windsor knot.
“handsome is as handsome does”
(He loved this tie a lot),
Except for the spot
Where the fly had lit
(Didn’t miss that fly one little bit)
So happy was he that the fly was gone.
The gnat by the way was again In the way.
And the hand of the man went SWAT once again
And returned to the glass for one last view
Perfecting the knot said “Look at you
You are a handsome man.”