COMEDY

HOW’S THAT AGAIN?

HOW’S THAT AGAIN?

SPONSOR: “Forget that ESP nonsense; get down on your knees
and pray.”

NEWCOMER: “Without ESP?”

Memory

OXYMORANIA

I’ve had memory problems as far back as I can remember. It may have been on a Sunday.

BELIEF

I believe that we should believe less…

and discover more.

Lee Broom

I WILL IF YOU WILL

Great minds think.

Great minds observe.

Great minds listen.

Great minds have no time for conformity or for rebellion.

I think I’ll give it a go.

How about you?

I Will if You Will.

Waddaya think?

IF ONLY

Newton saw the apple drop and called it gravity.

Johnny saw the apple fall and said “This is what the world needs”.

Einstein saw two apples drop and discovered the theory of relativity.

The worm saw the apple before it dropped and nibbled till it dropped from exhaustion.

If only…